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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 02:07

Today, my cousin learned about Pokémon Go. He has Aspergers and ADHD and has previously been obsessed with pokémon. If he downloads the app, not only will I hear endless rambling about pokémon again, but I fear he'll end up in a morgue or prison within a month. FML

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smallandroid 26

Saturday 9 July 2016 21:07

I hope your cousin has a lot of fun playing the game!

GhostFox 33

Sunday 10 July 2016 6:29

Remind him not to go on people's property- if he's really prone to endangering himself when pursuing his special interest, you may want to suggest an autism helper dog.

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smallandroid 26

Saturday 9 July 2016 21:07

I hope your cousin has a lot of fun playing the game!

GhostFox 33

Sunday 10 July 2016 6:29

Remind him not to go on people's property- if he's really prone to endangering himself when pursuing his special interest, you may want to suggest an autism helper dog.

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