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By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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Welcome home!

By dumb - 02/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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arachnophile 13

Monday 26 January 2015 23:44

Actually it sounds like the cat DID have a pretty good idea and found a soft, warm place to do it. Linens can be cleaned. At least it wasn't your couch or carpet. Congrats on the new kittens!

Sunflower1919 19

Monday 26 January 2015 23:40

At least they're white so you can bleach the hell out of them!

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Tuesday 27 January 2015 0:07

If you have a very pregnant cat, and you have a cozy spot with new, soft towels, you'd be smarter to not leave them out. You can't blame the cat for wanting to be comfortable while pushing out multiple babies. This isn't exactly surprising.

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 0:10

Your cat got the right idea. New fresh fluffy towels. What a perfect soft way for the little kittens to be welcomed into this world. How many kittens did she have?

jaredofmo 22

Tuesday 27 January 2015 0:13

YDI for leaving the dryer open, enjoy the cuteness of those kittens! And take care of mama!

xxreikoxx 31

Tuesday 27 January 2015 0:29

Question: why was there an opportunity for Momma Cat to get in? Was the dryer door open already, or did someone else open it when you weren't paying attention?

emeraldisle 30

Tuesday 27 January 2015 0:32

Now get your cat fixed.

thellamanator00 8

Tuesday 27 January 2015 0:54

Congratulations your a .....

iAmPaul 49

Tuesday 27 January 2015 0:56

That's actually very smart of her. Nice and soft and clean for the newborn kittens.

tdawg91 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 0:59

Congrats on the kittens!!! Atleast you know your girl was comfortable during the birth :)

ArtemisRwill 22

Tuesday 27 January 2015 1:02

It's a FYL and YDI because when you have a pregnant cat, you should have a spot set up for it but when it goes into labor. Congrats on the new babies though.

pandalover69 26

Tuesday 27 January 2015 2:03

@22, I don't think that's a well deserved YDI, maybe OP did set up a place for her cat, maybe not, we don't know. Cats are notorious for doing their own thing instead of what you want them to do. You can set up a place for them but that doesn't mean they're gonna use it.

love_me_electric 20

Tuesday 27 January 2015 1:14

When I was younger my cat had her kittens on my bed... while I was sleeping in it :(

xninix_fml 36

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:20

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