Transportation: Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle...

By NoBalls - 12/06/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By dk14 - 24/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML

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By dane - 29/06/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML

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By Tripartita - 07/07/2016 13:31 - United States

Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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By stuck - 17/06/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 12:00

Today, my wife got me a car for my birthday. It's a nice one but I soon realized it's a trap: I have to take her everywhere, or she tells me she can take it back anytime. So much for a gift. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 9:40

That guy had THE BEST CALL EVER! .... you got owned, big time.

hamzy 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:40

Lol, gotta appreciate the humor. :D

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antar_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:21

Perhaps , the reason you felt owned was cause deep down you believed it yourself even before he said it ... In such a situation i'd have responded with "A car doesn't define a man , the man defines the car .... and btw thank you , but i'd rather not have a ******** than borrow your filthy little one"

ChaosRuler5151 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:58

Honor Among Men Brother

leighandnaomi 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:43

...because he has two!

jewelzgalore 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:58

Wow, I got all teary-eyed. That, Sir, is most indubitably a true altruist.

Pixon 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:56

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

qwerty123456789 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:01

Should've said "Well, I already have a 15 inch penis so I'm driving a girly car to keep men like you form feeling unmanly".

ddo7887 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:22

made my nite

supasqueak 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:52

Lol funny guy.

chick16 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 7:01

lol, that guy owned you. and he seems pretty awesome. as for you... dude. chill. you have no idea how completely attractive a guy, who is comfortable in his sexuality, is to girls. (the average girl, not the religous fanatic type where the guys have to bring home the dough and only do manly things)... but yea, to most girls, a guy doing girly things is a HUGE turn-on. if a guy has good looks, and is comfortable, and acts like it, he could get any girl he wants.

Some_Person693 0

Friday 26 June 2009 11:22

Does it matter if you drove a girly car that had stuffed animals ? I'm a guy and I love stuff animals and almost all my friends know. I would probably drive it anyways if I had to. I wouldn't really mind, because the only thing on my mind at that moment is that i could at least drive a car. Still so what? that just means that man is very shallow and probably has a very bad personality. Cheer up!