Transportation: Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle...

By NoBalls - 12/06/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By dk14 - 24/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML

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By dane - 29/06/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML

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By Tripartita - 07/07/2016 13:31 - United States

Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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By stuck - 17/06/2009 03:42 - United States

Today, I was working as a service writer in an auto service shop. A really cute girl came in to buy a headlight, I offered to install the bulb for her. My hand got stuck behind the headlight, she had to ask one of our mechanics to come remove the air box from her car to get my hand out. FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 12:00

Today, my wife got me a car for my birthday. It's a nice one but I soon realized it's a trap: I have to take her everywhere, or she tells me she can take it back anytime. So much for a gift. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 9:40

That guy had THE BEST CALL EVER! .... you got owned, big time.

hamzy 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:40

Lol, gotta appreciate the humor. :D

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kb26hockey 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:29

firstly, #12 is a moron. secondly, that's sooooooooooo funny. and good to finally see a true fml on this site.

blue_mandie4 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:31

You should of looked back at him really creepy and said no, but can I play with yours. hahaha!

nichole_wood 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:37

you HAD to have balls to do something like that. :] im sure the other guy wouldve been to 'manly' to drive around with stuffed animals

celticfox 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:47

P-W-N-E-D dude! Omg that's the best thing that a cop has pulled someone over for.....

PakiPakiPaki 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:51

You care too much about what people think of you, get over it, silly men.... You're more of a man if you're not embarassed borrowing the car of a women your having SEX with, HETEROSEXUAL SEX with, even if it's filled with stuffed toys and the damn car is pink, all u had to say was yeah, im ******* the owner of this car, so how about you keep both your balls, mine are in their right place.