Work: Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska.... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/12/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

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By XmasGrinch - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, on Christmas Eve, as I was getting my car loaded for the holiday rounds to the in-laws and parents, my car decided now was the time to break down. I recently put in over $1000 fixing it. FML

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Matias_Says_FML 4

Friday 17 December 2010 22:31

Poor pizzas.

GlacierNerd 2

Friday 17 December 2010 22:33

Ouuch. I live in Alaska too (Fairbanks). Not good when the weather's -40! I hope you get it fixed soon haha

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Alexweber929 14

Friday 11 January 2013 10:33

I would love to live in alaska, dont get me wrong, I love colorado, but alaska is just a compleatly different world. I remember one year when it got down to -42 down here, ahhhh

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Wednesday 14 May 2014 15:45

Your car is cold man!

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 6 July 2014 15:42

Hope you got the heater fixed and it doesn't happen again.

subscript 15

Monday 23 February 2015 17:06

Sit on the pizzas they'll keep you warm

jojocircus19 16

Saturday 2 January 2016 2:17

Welcome to another episode of Alaskan pizza deliverers. Today Johnny is delivering a meat lovers extreme and tragedy struck.

Sumwonyustano 18

Monday 25 January 2016 2:17

Heaters don't go out in a car, the fan is the most likely culprit (unless it's a newer car and you're dealing with a computer issue). Best of luck!

FarFromHome_fml 17

Sunday 13 March 2016 18:25

'Finally' implies that you knew for a long time before hand...

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