Work: Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska.... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/12/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

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Matias_Says_FML 4

Friday 17 December 2010 22:31

Poor pizzas.

GlacierNerd 2

Friday 17 December 2010 22:33

Ouuch. I live in Alaska too (Fairbanks). Not good when the weather's -40! I hope you get it fixed soon haha

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Garytt 0

Friday 17 December 2010 23:02

youre next

gratisboy121 2

Friday 17 December 2010 23:05

the heater going out isnt your biggest problem

IdkPIZZA 0

Friday 17 December 2010 23:17

heh I just ordered some pizza(: and my bro is pissed cause I won't let any of his friends eat some

Andy08642 0

Friday 17 December 2010 23:18

Salads are healthier anyway

_rockaholic_ 0

Friday 17 December 2010 23:21

Winters aren't that cold in Alaska, right?

WarByrd 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 2:47

right now it is -36 in fairbanks. -40 in north pole

Zebidee 8

Friday 17 December 2010 23:31

In Alaska, in winter, isn't it a simple case of fix your heater or die?

hatster 4

Friday 17 December 2010 23:49

Good. We can finally get rid of some middle class nobodies.

Robert3Ash 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:31

no. u don't say that in America

elmousey 5

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:11

Delivering pizza makes him middle class?

judybieber14 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 0:08

who the hell delivers pizza !? In Alaska-___-

gusgus36 5

Saturday 18 December 2010 0:15

I live in Alaska too. brrr, it's so cold lately! sorry OP, that sucks. hopefully you can get it fixed! might be expensive though :(

Ninjafriends 1

Saturday 18 December 2010 0:50

The distress call of the Alaskan pizza-man has brought out all the other Alaskans from their hibernated state. It's like a special episode of Planet Earth. Fascinating.

Siji 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 3:20

XD Theres does seem to be more of them, or at least a new openess about it.

mongoose907 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:27

us alaskans stick together :P

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