Today, my brothers thought it would be funny to put me inside a huge luggage bag we got for a trip to Canada. It was all fun and games until they dragged me outside, kicked me down a few steps, and left me stuck in the bag, locked outside with the cat. FML
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Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
Today, my cat thought it would be a GREAT idea to sleep in my bag. I only found out when I was driving to work. He isn’t allowed outside. FML
Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML
Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML
Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML
Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML
Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
Today, as a prank my brother handcuffed me to the pole in the bus and ran out with my phone. The bus driver couldn’t hear me upstairs, so I was driven all the way to the end of the line, and without my phone I couldn’t even pay the fare for a return trip. I had to walk 7 miles home in heels. FML
Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
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Tejanoswhy 19
Time to cancel their tickets
CheekyRaccoon 27
Hmm, I guess they'd be feline your wrath when you got out?
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Comments (32)
allie2590 31
Wow, your brothers are assholes. I hope the cat was good company at least.
Tejanoswhy 19
Time to cancel their tickets
rag97 6
You know, they probably charge extra carriage for a human.
nash1991 20
Well at least they left you the cat for company
pancaklover 8
Why would you let them do that?
FujisakiChihiro 24
Maybe OP was asleep or something.
primadonna9396 16
I highly doubt OP 'let' them. If it was 2 or 3 against 1, there probably wasn't much he could do.
GrahamLikeABoss 15
That sucks OP, but I can't really sympathize with you, because you did let them do it. So YDI.
CheekyRaccoon 27
Hmm, I guess they'd be feline your wrath when you got out?
DashPlays 18
That pun was a CATastrophe
CheekyRaccoon 27
You're kitten me right? It's not that bad compared to your paw attempt.
dada124 8
What happened to YDI? Both these buttons mean the same thing.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
They will be bringing back YDI soon, read the newest blog post comments.
Mynamewontfi 40
Weird. Is that button gone then? Everything is still the same on my phone at least.
AdamTodddBrown 11
Well, you probably shouldn't have allowed them to put you in a bag, unless they were really rough or subdued you you should've been able to get away. That said, your brothers are assholes.
majorwizkid 10
That's either a huge bag (still has to fit standards though) or OP is tiny. Either way that's way to uncomfortable to imagine
teihas 7
It may not have to fit any standards. OP's from Rhode Island and was going to Canada, there's a really high chance they were planning to drive.