Miscellaneous: Today, my brother showered for the first time in months. And...

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By smsblue - 11/06/2016 03:23 - United States - Mentor

Today, my brother showered for the first time in months. And used all of my soap. And spent 3 hours in said shower. FML

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HAMY_fml 23

Saturday 11 June 2016 20:35

Well on the bright side at least he doesn't smell anymore

Odiz747 23

Saturday 11 June 2016 20:39

Treer hours, and he didn't run out of hot water?

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HAMY_fml 23

Saturday 11 June 2016 20:35

Well on the bright side at least he doesn't smell anymore

Odiz747 23

Saturday 11 June 2016 20:39

Treer hours, and he didn't run out of hot water?

deltax 8

Saturday 11 June 2016 21:20

that sounds like a good thing tbh

littl3storm 29

Saturday 11 June 2016 23:16

your brother sounds so gross

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