Kids: Today, my brother got enraged after I told him to eat his dinner...

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By itsjustemcee - 07/05/2016 16:51 - United States - Houston

Today, my brother got enraged after I told him to eat his dinner instead of a bunch of candy that he got from a friend. He responded by dumping sugar all over my bed sheets when I wasn't in my room and I woke up with ants crawling all over me. FML

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73012211 17

Sunday 8 May 2016 16:02

This is literally my worst nightmare. Better call an exterminator, ASAP.

Marib96 12

Sunday 8 May 2016 12:00

...And you still slept in the same bed ?

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Marib96 12

Sunday 8 May 2016 12:00

...And you still slept in the same bed ?

73012211 17

Sunday 8 May 2016 16:02

This is literally my worst nightmare. Better call an exterminator, ASAP.

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