Miscellaneous: Today, my brother gave me a haircut. Later on during the day,...

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By lolerm8 - 28/12/2016 22:52 - Spain - Valencia

Today, my brother gave me a haircut. Later on during the day, I found out why people laughed when they looked at me. My brother had "drawn" a penis on the back of my head.

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sturschaedel 27

Thursday 29 December 2016 14:34

That's a real dick move on his side. Don't worry your little head about it though, your hair will grow back before long.

jakendrick3 6

Monday 2 January 2017 0:25

What a dick.

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sturschaedel 27

Thursday 29 December 2016 14:34

That's a real dick move on his side. Don't worry your little head about it though, your hair will grow back before long.

jakendrick3 6

Monday 2 January 2017 0:25

What a dick.

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