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By Anonymous - 29/09/2017 19:07

Today, my brother - after seeing my red eyes due to being on the computer too much - straight up told me "If you weren't such a no-life, I'd look for your weed dealer." I'm an Software engineering student. FML

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GhostFox 33

Monday 2 October 2017 6:09

You need to invest in some eye drops and take breaks every so often. Maybe even get one of those ice pack eye masks. It'll really suck to get your degree and then be unable to work because of eye strain.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 2 October 2017 6:09

You need to invest in some eye drops and take breaks every so often. Maybe even get one of those ice pack eye masks. It'll really suck to get your degree and then be unable to work because of eye strain.

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