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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By clumsy - 04/01/2011 15:47

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

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By Too manly - 20/03/2013 04:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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By staciefacecat - 14/06/2016 01:03

Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML

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By Glume - 10/12/2023 17:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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Wednesday 15 May 2013 12:17

I think it's time to find a man and not a boy.

Kalipczo 21

Wednesday 15 May 2013 12:19

How is holding hands vile? He seems like an immature douche bag, or an overly conservative religious nut. Find someone who will want to hold your hand all the time :3

Comments

Brain_on_logic 2

Thursday 16 May 2013 17:44

Sign one that your boyfriend is secretly Vulcan.

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Thursday 16 May 2013 20:23

Yea hussy! Stop trying to take his handginity! He saving hisself for marriage! XD sorry I couldn't resist.

otherwiseblessed 3

Thursday 16 May 2013 21:44

Are you dating Sheldon Cooper?

wanderingshopper 13

Saturday 18 May 2013 0:13

Run! You don't deserve that kind of treatment from him.

Gvfell 9

Saturday 18 May 2013 4:56

AUGH! YDI for doing such a vile thing as holding someone's hand! Cooties can be fatal to males, so try to be more considerate, you unclassy, cootie-spreading fiend!

shonlmb 3

Saturday 18 May 2013 18:05

find a new bf, NOW

patwtfd37 4

Sunday 26 May 2013 20:31

For me this is usually the other way around. I try to hold the girls hand in public and she pulls away, but inside one of our houses it's perfectly fine to hold her hand, but it's not the same. Outside it's like it's showing all the other guys to stay away because I will fight to the death for this girl.