Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend was visiting and thought it would be funny...

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By halnicchr - 27/05/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was visiting and thought it would be funny to put his handcuffs on my wrists. After he did it, he realized he left the key at home 3 hours away. We had to call a police officer to come and release me.

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BaileyAlex19 2

Saturday 28 May 2016 6:31

I hope the cop was nice about it

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BaileyAlex19 2

Saturday 28 May 2016 6:31

I hope the cop was nice about it

dansco 24

Monday 30 May 2016 3:28

Funny? Sorry but you sound like an idiot!

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