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By obewonstrangeone - 03/10/2016 00:30 - United States - Kent

Today, my boyfriend took 'don't give me a hickey' to mean 'give me a hickey in the middle of my collar bone. I have nine interviews this week. FML
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Concealer works wonders. And maybe try to add a scarf to your interview outfits to help hide it. BTW your bf is an ass.

The collarbone is fairly easy to hide though. So do that. If you feel like using makeup to hide it, just make sure it cover the hickey, not enhancing it. And it was really inconsiderate of your boyfriend, especially since you specifically asked him not to do it.

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ducky10290 8

Cover it with a thin layer of red lipstick, then a concealer, then powder. Trust me, I use this to cover my tattoos.

Thanks for your suggestions guys! I iced it as soon as I saw it, which was within a few hours of receiving it. Last night I coined it. When I woke up this morning, there was only a slightly red patch on my neck, and as of this evening, that's nearly gone as well. My interviews start tomorrow, so it was just in time, thank God

Stick a metal spoon in the freezer and hold it to it

possibly a chunky/big necklace could help

lynniemouse19 12

How did you not know you were getting a hickey?