Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By notjustfat - 20/04/2016 23:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By Iamdisappointed - 24/07/2013 11:50 - Sweden - Ludvika

Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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Wet noodle

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 14:01

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML

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Confusing

By here's a giant baby - 05/10/2025 03:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML

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Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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babybubz 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

wow.. hopefully he isn't your boyfriend anymore...

bigpapi210 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:09

well more likely he's gay.

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BurtonStyle 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:34

Viagra will solve that

MrFlintstone 5

Monday 15 March 2010 3:53

really people with situations like yours shouldn't write an fml but instead be dumping their boy / girlfriend

cboisen10 1

Monday 15 March 2010 4:03

ydi for being fugly

gregsdaman 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:38

sounds like a #59 win to me!

fizzlegloop 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:58

haha owned

chevy06 3

Monday 15 March 2010 5:09

YDI for being Miley Cyrus.

ClouDn9n 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:20

Easy solution for OP. Change your name from Medusa to Sexy Bitch. Looks will come in about 2 weeks after name change.

chevy06 3

Monday 15 March 2010 5:22

Or YDI for dating Justin Bieber.

ndiesal 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:28

His fail, not your's OP. And he tried to make it into your's...what a jackass.

badchick202 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:51

he truely does not care about you in any way at all der for he's a dick wit no balls I hope u dumped him cuz of that shit he don't deserve you

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