Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant.... - FML

By hgirl - 28/01/2009 21:58 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 05:24 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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Kinky

By Amy - 19/05/2010 20:19 - France

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML

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By Jadwiga - 27/08/2025 20:00 - Czechia - Prague

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Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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Emotional

By Alisha Marie - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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chicabonita5683 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 7:38

Are you underage? You shouldn't be anyway...apparently you all don't understand birth control and condoms, so if that's the case...good for him, he realizes that he shouldn't be an idiot and do it without protection. That's not an FML...that's a thank God your boyfriend has some intelligence about it.

Caayouteepie 0

Friday 4 September 2009 22:21

how is this an fml? be glad. most guys just get you knocked up and take off.

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chicabonita5683 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 7:38

Are you underage? You shouldn't be anyway...apparently you all don't understand birth control and condoms, so if that's the case...good for him, he realizes that he shouldn't be an idiot and do it without protection. That's not an FML...that's a thank God your boyfriend has some intelligence about it.

chrissysweathear_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 5:56

hahahha that's nice.

superguppy19 3

Monday 18 April 2011 19:56

right on go boyfriend woo sorry and yea #2 I agree u don't need a child at a young age children are a responsibility

birdfreak 24

Sunday 12 June 2011 9:05

wow

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:49

well

WintersChild 12

Friday 17 April 2015 6:02

Thats a good thing

criley221 19

Monday 8 June 2015 18:52

Yaaay! A SMART young person! Woo Hoo for YOU!!!

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