Love: Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate...

By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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Classy guy.

By This_girll - 20/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Yay!

By Anonymous - 21/07/2025 00:00 - Germany

Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML

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You deserved it 210

That one annoying friend

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

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You deserved it 161

By EmberLove - 17/01/2013 14:06 - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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You deserved it 5 645

By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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You deserved it 6 995

What a catch

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML

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You deserved it 110

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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Who's in charge?

By Anonymous - 30/04/2025 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML

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You deserved it 245

Unhappy Birthday

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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djb23 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:46

yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?

Avaquin 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:44

wow, that sucks. and he sucks.

Comments

evilqueencathy 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:26

Maybe he is collecting exes with the same birthday

I_need_a_hero 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:23

ouch /: that's never good. get him back for it somehow :)

budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:36

dump him

fmldude79 3

Friday 13 April 2012 6:58

Wtf thats insane

Knash 3

Monday 23 April 2012 9:31

Well, looks like you are in the market for a new boyfriend.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:46

Get a life and a real bf

SecretlySilent 0

Monday 25 June 2012 20:13

Your boyfriend sounds like a douchemonkey.

CammyGal 26

Saturday 13 October 2012 23:46

Ooh, harsh :( Happy birthday OP, sorry your boyfriend's a douche.

Ugi 26

Thursday 5 December 2013 17:15

Wow! That's an FML with a sting in the tail! There I was, reading whine, whine, jealous, jealous, and then WHAM! Right in the kisser! FYL

nicky_8017 3

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:34

Tell home it is your birthday. Honestly, he's not worth your time.

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