Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me...

By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2013 00:21 - United States

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

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enonymous 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:06

He had me at STFU bitch and put it on

ximeldax 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:08

hmm.. it would look quite nice on my middle finger.

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Asoman 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:03

just be happy he loves you enough to propose

stefx0xwallace 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:11

ha.. my now husband did the same thing; only i went with him to buy it as well.

stefx0xwallace 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:11

ha.. my now husband did the same thing; only i went with him to buy it as well.

Chubbychops22 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:21

haha, thats funny, but still kinda wrong..

manders77 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:27

you'll end up marrying him anyways! congrats you are engaged to a loser!

HollisterGirlHCO 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:28

that sounds like somethin' my boyfriend might do. hahaha.

demonpking1 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:31

That's kind of mean. I wouldn't be happy.

Purplebutterflie 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:35

ur boyfriend is funny lol

elli3416 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:41

that's cute

PolarBoy 9

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:44

EPIC ;D

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