By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... Although if he does do anything else at least he'll be easily identifiable by his shitty tattoo.

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sarbear293 4

Good thing you found out he was crazy early, eh?

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Ayeasha 7

Should have taken a pen and write "alone" next to forever, because that's what he's going to be due to that tattoo. P.s get a restraining order

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your_ma 27

Jesus Christ this is so made up it's ridiculous. At least if you'd said arm it might have been slightly convincing :/

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katties 27

Poor you and poor that guy with issues. He was so happy for his relationship that he got a tattoo of you, and you broke up with him. But yes, VERY crazy and I would probably be afraid of what he might do because of the break up. I really hope he's not violent, but definitely FYL anyway, and I hope he won't stalk you...

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UMadBro_87 3

So u dump guys for showing affection? Wow you're a keeper.

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graphicstyle7 17

You think this is "showing affection"???? Giving flowers after three days is showing affection. Getting something permanent on your face is absolutely crazy. This isn't the movies, it's real life. I'm worried for you, if you think behavior like that means "affection"... More like they are a little nuts and this unfortunate person is the object of an obsession.

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JiggyBoo123 11

That's not just showing affection. After three days, you know what's normal? Flowers, candy, a movie, maybe sharing a soda or something, going out to dinner, etc. You know what's not normal? GETTING A TATTOO OF THEIR FACE ON YOUR FACE. AFTER THREE DAYS. This person needs MENTAL HELP. It's not showing affection, that's showing his lunacy. This guy is clearly overly attached and that could lead to SERIOUS abuse in the near future for OP.

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docscientist 9

Then that leaves too much ambiguity and this fml poorly communicates context.

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katykoolcat 13

Wow i love how people just judge calling others creep n all. How do you know how true or how much of it is true anywAy? Why would someone get a tattoo for life over someone who clearly dont love em yet. Say all you like but at end day you dont know whats true.

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graphicstyle7 17

Um... because you are mentally ill?

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madmoony 6

If a person gets a tattoo on his face, he's already an idiot. And if that tattoo is of someone he has dated for three days, he has severe issues that he really should seek help for.

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SiriusBlack97 17

I had a boyfriend like that. After six days, I didn't text him back for an hour so called me repeatedly accusing me of cheating and not caring about him. I broke up with him a few days later.

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DracoSpirita 21

Escalate how? Like sneakily taking a picture of her while she's in the shower and then getting her entire body inked over his?

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