Today, My boyfriend of five years isn’t sure what he wants more....

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By Monogamous what? - 26/09/2018 00:55 - United States - Des Moines

Today, My boyfriend of five years isn’t sure what he wants more. To be a happy loving relationship with me or to sleep around with as many other people as possible.. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 29 September 2018 8:59

What do you want? A boyfriend who can't keep it in his pants, or someone who respects you?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 29 September 2018 8:59

What do you want? A boyfriend who can't keep it in his pants, or someone who respects you?

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