Love: Today, my boyfriend of 4 years said he had a surprise for me....

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By sally - 15/01/2016 18:03 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years said he had a surprise for me. I was excited that he finally showed a sign of acknowledgement after several months of relationship problems. The surprise was his favorite fast food, beef burgers. I'm a vegetarian. Fml.

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