Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before...

By Anonymous - 21/06/2015 04:38 - United States - Harrison

Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2014 01:10 - United States - Dayton

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

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By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Concerning

By Anonymous - 22/07/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML

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By nraecher - 23/03/2013 04:43 - Canada - Ajax

Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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Touched by the Hand of God

By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

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Monday 22 June 2015 0:15

OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.

Oppression_fml 19

Monday 22 June 2015 0:14

Lannister approved!

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Drakone 9

Monday 22 June 2015 1:55

same name as the girl that failed completely on idiotest today

tompom331 19

Monday 22 June 2015 1:58

Is he French?

lovelockdown23 23

Monday 22 June 2015 2:15

Yeah first it's his sister then it's his daughter. run. run. run far away.

rockwrench 18

Monday 22 June 2015 2:57

You have to figure that one out. Boyfriend has a little thing going on in his head. Not good.

chaseafterwind82 29

Monday 22 June 2015 3:24

WTF?!! Sex + Thinking of Family = Ultimately Boner Killer. Unless there's something REALLY wrong with you...

vikky538 28

Monday 22 June 2015 3:44

That game of thrones moment though.

Kristoffer 35

Monday 22 June 2015 3:57

so I misread at first that he murdered his sister.

AggieMike77 12

Monday 22 June 2015 4:06

Hmmmmm. Arkansas, huh.

trey600rr 22

Monday 22 June 2015 4:17

is his name Joe Dirt? because it is now!?

Jethco 15

Monday 22 June 2015 4:35

Because the internet doesn't exist.....

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