By mermaidkeels - 10/10/2016 13:44 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my boyfriend met my mom. He was curious as to how my mom had a better ass than mine when she was twice my age. FML
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mermaidkeels 26

So this actually happened a few years ago. Last week a couple of friends and I were talking about funny/awkward relationships and I remembered this story. Decided to submit it but didn't think it would get published. By the way, no-we are no longer together but that is for unrelated reasons.

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Tripartita 44

And then he met your brother and asked how he had a better ass than you despite being male. You began to question his sexua—but wait, in came the dog… and your BF was curious as to how he had a better ass than you despite being canine. Then you got the **** outta there.

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ab290 10

Ask him how his dad has a much bigger dick than him when he is twice his age :D

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creditless 14

he was just making your mom feel good... I'm sure you've got the better ass lol

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RichardPencil 30

Men know that when the look at a girl's mom, he sees his future. He should be happy that your ass is just going to continue to get better as you age.

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mermaidkeels 26

So this actually happened a few years ago. Last week a couple of friends and I were talking about funny/awkward relationships and I remembered this story. Decided to submit it but didn't think it would get published. By the way, no-we are no longer together but that is for unrelated reasons.

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tmj25789 23

#15 how did you respond to him when he made that comment?

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cuz803 44

Twice the age, twice the better looking ass! It runs in your family OP

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ollygollymolly 6

My Mom's is better than mine. She does crossfit while I'm lazy and watch Netflix after work ;p

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TelephoneChoir 10

Okay but why is he even looking at your mom's ass? I mean, I get that when you see someone every day in class or something it's kind of inevitable to maybe possibly notice at some point, but considering your boyfriend just met your mom, he sounds like a pervert.

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