By stillfuckingcrying - 24/02/2013 21:20 - Sweden - Kristdala

Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 873
You deserved it 5 632

Same thing different taste

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that is fabulous. I love your boyfriend

Time for scare pranks to begin OP. scare him every chance you get.

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That would terrify me to no end I'm not gonna lie...

I think I would have killed him if he did that to me...

I don't even know who the hell slender is. ._.

Slender man is a fictional, human-like creature, who has white skin, is very tall, slender, and he doesn't have a face. He always wears a black suit with a red tie. In some legends he has tentacles. The story that I heard says that if you see him in the background of your picture, he is going to stalk you, and eventually, after driving you into near madness, come into your room at night. If you look at him, he will put you into a trance and lead you into a forest, where he either impales you on a tree, or kills you without a trace. The game goes that you have to look through the forest to find manuscripts on him. The more manuscripts you find, the closer he stalks you. In the game, if you look at him, you die.

I have nightmares just from that description.0_0

perdix 29

He shaved his head just to **** with you? It's not like you have cancer...

No it said bald figure which doesn't mean he shaved his head just means his hair was covered

SeepingSarcasm 7

You're joking, right #59? ''English: bald (adjective) (of people) with little or no hair on the head: a bald head; He is going bald(=becoming bald).'' Besides, he was making what most would call a joke in anyway.

I think it's so stupid how everybody acts like its s scary game and to start with its a ******* game

Honey, your boyfriend is a real dick to pull something like that. I'm sure you still love him despite that.

the fact people are scared of that game appalls me. if you lack the mental fortitude to distinguish between reality and electronic light and noise, you should still be playing pajama sam: thunder and lightning aren't so frightening. ydi for being a dramaqueen

Your life may apparently suck, but your boyfriend is awesome