By natalyV - 04/09/2015 15:58

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Today, my boyfriend has been sulking like a moody kid all day, all because I won't set my phone background to a picture of his dick. FML
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MidnightRain3 16

Just tell him it's so big, it won't fit on the screen. Stroke his ego without having to get your hands dirty. ;)

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saffy66 34

I'd be a little concerned about what he's using as his own phone background...

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Crinn 2

Tell him to put his big boy pants on and to grow up. A picture like that should be kept privet, not flashed for the whole world to see. Hopefully for your sake, he'll grow up.

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kalbrek009 20

Is he 15 or and adult..either way, tell him to "man up" because his junk don't belong on the main screen of a phone that anyone could see.

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kalbrek009 20

Better yet, tell him you don't have a "macro" lens (one that takes pics of small, up close things)

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captainsmegma 12

I'm confused. Do you have a Dick picture of another boyfriend as your background or are you just opposed to dick pictures in general?

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BobbybobGlob 3

Just saying, a boyfriend like that is a boyfriend not worth having if you ask me.

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AggieMike77 12

Set your background picture as a photo of your husband... he's a big dick!

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Avashantu 18

Your boyfriend sounds like he's 12.

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