Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By baby.momma2 - 26/11/2020 19:58

Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML

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By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML

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By anonymous - 04/10/2017 20:51

Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By LonelyHeart - 22/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

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rubberduckie94 13

Monday 2 April 2012 18:52

And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?

taytoc 10

Monday 2 April 2012 18:49

Om nom

Comments

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Tuesday 3 April 2012 19:57

Lol, an ex did that to my eyelid once. Thank God for makeup :)

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 3 April 2012 20:45

And you let him.

ravenxcorvinus 9

Tuesday 3 April 2012 21:27

LoL! My husband does that to mess with my boss, he considers it a 'territorial marking'. Kind of like a dog peeing on a tree... Special, I know.

lovin_it77 2

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:08

My boyfriend has done this numerous times...and don't think I don't try to stop it! No amount of hitting or kicking can get him off me. He did it once before I left on a trip so "none of the guys would hit on me while I was gone." I'm glad I'm not alone in this.

jroxursox1 10

Wednesday 4 April 2012 1:01

You: what have I told you about forehead hickies?? Him: it's weird and rude. *little kid voice*

angel2015 4

Wednesday 4 April 2012 2:46

That's weirdly adorable:)

raraisbang 12

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:21

This has actually happened to me.... My boyfriend (ex now, though not because of this) thought it would be funny to give my forehead a hickey right before a job interview.