By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 480
You deserved it 10 172

Same thing different taste

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Rbroome21 0

Not fml worthy. You could have easily stopped him and you did not so ydi.

Make_Lemonade 13

And you let him... YDI Still, out of pity I'll give you some advice. Tell everyone you're Hindu and that's your 3rd eye... or you could say you got randomly smacked in the head with a baseball.

That's when you give him a black eye. On his balls.

That's happened to me! It royally sucks. People ask who punched you in the face. You need to get him back while he's sleeping!

rachiemonster 0

My boyfriend has done it to me more than once

Lmfao I know how you feel. My boyfriend sucked the shit outta my cheek once and left a huge black bruise. It took me weeks to convince everyone I knee that he didn't beat me. Hahaha

kimmyyiscool 3

I've had one, on my cheek before. -.-