By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

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mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

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weezz3675 0

Whenever you decide to break up with him........call me ;-)

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julia_lynn 21

God damn you FML, for giving my boyfriend new ideas. XD

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fakkumairaifu 14

Unless this is your thing, you should get rid of him. And watch your nostrils. Hope you're a light sleeper.

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IanCosentino 0

Holy shit ****! xD listen that really sucks but you have to admit. That's pretty damn funny.

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dpulley 0

Boring...I never get bored of the vajayjay lol Hes just a lil kinky, let the man have his fun. As long as he lets u have yours :)

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Schlesselman 8

0mggg im laughing so hard! i'm sorry for you!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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aPieceOfFruit 16

Search google for the most obscure fetish you can find and force him to take part....

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conniejoy529 10

if you don't want to do it just say no, simple as that. he should respect that and you should respect yourself by not doing things that you don't want to do simply to satisfy him. I guess the best question would be how willing is he to try things because it would make you happy?

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nooneknowskay 7

I had a boyfriend who used my feet... And warming lube... Never again...

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eatpraylovee44 0

That's discussing. At least he's honest, but what a pig. ;p

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