Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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By Michelle - 27/12/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

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By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 12:47 - United States - Brockton

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By anonymous - 25/03/2016 22:19 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML

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By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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Sunday 5 December 2010 8:58

At least he isn't making her feel disgusting for having a bodily function that she can't even control. Minus his creepy name for it, the fact that he can embrace something about her that most girls are ashamed of just shows that he has a more open mind. Besides, it could just be considered extra lube. As long as he isn't wanting to go down on her then. That would weird me out.

xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:34

So, whats's the big deal?

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Carbonite2010 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:21

haha your boyfriend has a good sense of humor!!!

georggx 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:28

ahaha.. when's the spit roast?

Jaydos 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:29

If the main road is red, take the dirt road

Illblowyourmind 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 12:08

win ^

thisismy83 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 13:13

Dude you got it all back words. It's when the red river runs take the dirt road home.

nersa426 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 17:44

*backwards

Taipan_fml 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 18:42

You're both wrong - "When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead." See? It even rhymes...

MoMocakes 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:35

its not so bad... just do it in the shower if u think its gross.. it makes it a tad bit cleaner.

Ruff_fml 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:38

Nothing wrong with strawberry milk once in a while.

roflcopter4 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:46

I think that's much less disgusting than anal!

Jaydos 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 16:55

I'd rather have a girls shit on my dick then her period blood

savvy_suzy 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 11:05

Considering when excited the blood stops flowing it won't be that bad. I would be happy to find the guy who doesn't find menstruation a turn off. As others have said, it will help the cramps (and if you have bad cramps and don't want to take medication to get them to stop, ******... It works) It is a turn on OP, in my opinion :)