Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend caught me masturbating. He immediately started... - FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2016 09:32 - United States - Melrose Park

Today, my boyfriend caught me masturbating. He immediately started screaming at me because that's "his job". He hasn't touched me in months. FML

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Greycatsister 12

Tuesday 2 August 2016 19:25

Whether he touches you or not, you should be free to diddle yourself as much as you please. Your boyfriend seems to not have your best interests in mind.

YaBoiSeabass 15

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:14

I'm sure he touches himself, just call him out on that for being a hypocrite

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Greycatsister 12

Tuesday 2 August 2016 19:25

Whether he touches you or not, you should be free to diddle yourself as much as you please. Your boyfriend seems to not have your best interests in mind.

YaBoiSeabass 15

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:14

I'm sure he touches himself, just call him out on that for being a hypocrite

brjare 10

Friday 5 August 2016 7:06

tell him his vacation was getting a little long.

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