Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since...

By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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Double standard

By yeshehaspornaddiction - 02/07/2013 04:37 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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What's up?

By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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Pubes of steel

By bushburn - 01/06/2020 02:00

Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML

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By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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What should I do?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

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Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:25

Wait... What?

JoshuahColins 19

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:25

I sense a problem here...

Comments

4funzies 13

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:36

Groady.

mr_sarcastic416 29

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:37

that's not just creepy...he's crossed over beyond creepy

imtooshy 18

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:39

Had to read this one twice, super confused and equally grossed out. Good luck with him sweetie.

subiedude08 17

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:39

He and his mom must have a pretty messed up relationship

Hodges82 9

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:47

Are you gonna grow it out??

greatfirstdate 18

Tuesday 11 June 2013 17:55

At least he likes it natural :) But we could've done without the comment about his mom.

pattayarick 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:05

Ask him if he could grow his dick more, because your father's dick is bigger and you like it that way. Then leave Oedipus for good.

minidrone_fml 11

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:06

Your boyfriend wants you to be like his mother and he knows what her bush looks like ? RUN !!!

rmoman007 7

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:09

Lol

perdix 29

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:09

I'm imagining the boyfriend has seen his mom model many different pubic hair styles and decided "full bush" was the best. I'll bet he was none too happy when she tried out the Van Dyke.