By -_____- - 31/07/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

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Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML
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davincidasecond 24

Did you tell him it's "pink eye", not "pink dick"?

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HortonThelephant 15

That's when you look him dead in the eye and say "Its already been done."

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Obey_StudBoii 23

What an idiot. It's called Pink Eye for a reason and your dick doesn't have a set of eyes. Tell him to grow up.

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slappygecko 21

It is called the one eyed monster.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Doesn't count as pink eye.

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PeachiePrincess 16

Dude needs to chill, I'd like to know how many times he's passed gas with you around.

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Spajina 3

Look at the bright side, at least you know there is an extremely low chance he is going to pressure you into anal!

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PrimeStarscream 30

No FML has ever made me laugh as hard as this one.

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willymartinds 9

Your boyfriend must've been pretty damn stupid to think that if you fart on his dick, he will get pinkeye, what a dumbass!

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