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By snot rocket - 10/05/2016 09:34 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out. He sneezed and I felt it like a spray bottle, if that wasn't bad enough when he looked up his eyes widened saying, "Don't kill me but a huge snot wad is in your hair." He proceeded to take a picture before helping me. FML

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ThatChamorro 17

Tuesday 10 May 2016 22:56

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deathrise007 22

Tuesday 10 May 2016 21:45

de·file1 dəˈfīl/ verb sully, mar, or spoil. "the land was defiled by a previous owner" synonyms: spoil, sully, mar, impair, debase, degrade; More desecrate or profane (something sacred). "the tomb had been defiled and looted" synonyms: desecrate, profane, violate;

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Tuesday 10 May 2016 22:56

Why is #1 a top comment? Is he referring to other words?

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