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By captaincheese - 10/09/2016 11:25 - Denmark - Sk?rping

Today, my boss told me in detail how he lost his virginity as a 16 year old guy to a much older woman. I couldn't say anything but "That's nice." as I couldn't relate due to not having had sexual intercourse yet. Really awkward, couldn't get the image out of my head the rest of that shift. FML
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InfiniteSunshine 32

I know the age of consent in Denmark is 15, but I'm sorry, I still consider that incredibly creepy. What kind of mature adult sleeps with a 10th grader? He might have been a teen, but he was still a kid, she was a full grown adult that should've known better. If a much older person slept with my little sister, they would be castrated. That's a shitty image to have in your head, but if it makes you feel uncomfortable, tell your boss, he shouldn't be making you feel that way at your job. Don't worry about not having sex yet. Wait until you're ready, it isn't a rush. If you wait for the right person, yours will be a lot better than his.

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GhostFox 33

And why shouldn't someone talk to HR about their boss bragging about sexual exploits, which is in fact a method that men try to use to make women want to sleep with them, which would make it sexual harassment? It's almost like HR exists for people to bring issues like this to, wow.

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r83839 22

>inb4 "sexual harassment" and "talk to HR"

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GhostFox 33

And why shouldn't someone talk to HR about their boss bragging about sexual exploits, which is in fact a method that men try to use to make women want to sleep with them, which would make it sexual harassment? It's almost like HR exists for people to bring issues like this to, wow.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

I know the age of consent in Denmark is 15, but I'm sorry, I still consider that incredibly creepy. What kind of mature adult sleeps with a 10th grader? He might have been a teen, but he was still a kid, she was a full grown adult that should've known better. If a much older person slept with my little sister, they would be castrated. That's a shitty image to have in your head, but if it makes you feel uncomfortable, tell your boss, he shouldn't be making you feel that way at your job. Don't worry about not having sex yet. Wait until you're ready, it isn't a rush. If you wait for the right person, yours will be a lot better than his.

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thatweirdasian 22

Unfortunately, there are many women out there who'd rather sleep much younger guys and (hopefully) take their virginity. I do agree with you about waiting for the right person and that it'll be a lot better than his boss's!

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creditless 14

now u have a cool boss and a mentor #dreamjob

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llSimsll 6

Nordjylland? Hvor nærmere bestemt? Du har virkelig en underlig chef..

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kowsee 22

An old boss of mine was pretty creepy as well and made a lot of uncalled for comments around me, even though he had kids only two or three years younger than me ....

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