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By Triplethreat - 23/02/2016 20:17 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, my birds were noisy, so my mom put them outside without me knowing. I got bit by a spider, and she forgot about the birds because I couldn't walk. The parakeets froze to death. My mom is angry because I'm upset they're dead. So I can't walk, my birds died, and my mom is mad. FML.

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