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By severelyconcussed - 09/07/2016 23:12

Today, my bf broke up with me for 'never' texting him. I haven't texted him or anyone in the past 48 hours as I've been trying to recover from getting kicked in the head by a horse. He knows this and says I should've made an exception. FML
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YaBoiSeabass 15

Pretty sure this is a day or two after her bf broke up with her, every fml is required to say "today"

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mikewoodchuck 8

You had time to write this dummy. You could've had time to text him.

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YaBoiSeabass 15

Pretty sure this is a day or two after her bf broke up with her, every fml is required to say "today"

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RosaMaravillosa 10

what an ass, you're better off.he should have come to visit you with some flowers or something. a kick in the head from a horse? that's a terrible injury. I hope you feel better soon! (and here : a virtual bouquet of flowers for you)

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Unlucky1232 20

you should be happy your alive. i mean horses kick hard. It's even more a miracle you can still think and see. Seriously horses and head trauma can **** u up

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PineapplePizza 15

It's good he left. If he can't understand what's happening and demands an exception, he's probably controlling anyway and that's not healthy. You got lucky, even if it doesn't feel like it right now.

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