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By my bestfriends drunk life - 26/05/2016 16:55 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my bestfriend was so drunk i had to go pick her up at the mc donalds stop light. When i saw her she came up to me, and hugged me amd was petting my head and threw up. and she continued to stroke my head saying 'shhh i puked on you its okay child' FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 27 May 2016 5:27

Someone is not a fan of The Exorcist.

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 27 May 2016 2:22

"I have exercised the demons, child."

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ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 27 May 2016 2:22

"I have exercised the demons, child."

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 27 May 2016 5:27

Someone is not a fan of The Exorcist.

sillymama 21

Friday 27 May 2016 7:54

Looks at location.... Yup. Las Vegas, NV. Not surprised by much in that city.

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