By Emily - 03/08/2010 23:54 - United States

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Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML
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chocolateybar 0

uh. well done. i suppose now, you can give a speech about how awesome you know the groom will be in bed with your best friend! you're the bestest best friend in the whooole world~

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Nightxx 0

Id hate to have you as a friend! **** her life not yours..hey maybe in your toast you can hint out what a ***** you are :D

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too_dopee 0

eff her life, not yours youu deserve it for being a selfish hoe.

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gusgus36 5

agree with 17. and wow. what a shameless ****. op is the worst friend ever and a superskank to boot.

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OmgO_o 0

with all do respect' you're a B I T C H! -___-

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mainstalker 0

hahah with friends like you no one needs enemies!

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Jordykins 0

How about FY best friend's L? For having a best friend who sucks. And who's about to marry a jerk. Poor girl. I would like to attend this wedding to tell everyone how awful you are.

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damnitcarl 0

i thnk op means tht she the groom was like her bf and her friend was the cheater if not than nvmd *****

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munecatriste 0

someone is going to get their ass kicked;)

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imagineapc 11

Tell the bride about you and her future husband. She deserves someone better than him. She also deserves a best friend better than you.

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tag1061 0

you have no right to call yourself a best friend, and this groom has no right to be one.

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Emrysa 1

You're a *****. No one cares. F Her Life.

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