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By bee unhappy bee unhealthy - 09/06/2016 14:15 - United States - Black Mountain

Today, my best friend's mom backed her car into my dad's. It turns out when she climbed into the car, she sat on a bee. This was the second accident the car had been in since I hand washed it a few days ago. The first was my dad hitting a motorcycle. FML

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