Work: Today, my batshit crazy coworker told me that she wants to hear... - FML

By hellolaina - 22/07/2016 07:43 - United States - Blacklick

Today, my batshit crazy coworker told me that she wants to hear my skin sizzle. I'm afraid to go to work now. FML

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hellolaina 18

Saturday 23 July 2016 2:26

OP here. This happened a few years ago. She's like 28 and has loose wires in her brain. I ended up quitting that job. Not because of her. I haven't seen her since.

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Welshite 39

Friday 22 July 2016 18:23

Seared human is the best. I'll bet you pair well with a glass of red wine too.

gracehi 31

Friday 22 July 2016 18:23

It's because you're so hot, OP. You're already sizzling. She just wants to *hear* it.

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termitanor 3

Sunday 24 July 2016 10:24

you hot AF that's why she wants it

JasonLegend00 2

Wednesday 27 July 2016 5:10

So, it wasn't today.

Pixiewolfe 46

Thursday 25 May 2017 18:10

I hope she doesn't work in surgery. You can smell burnt human skin when they cut certain parts open (I studied nursing and had to help in the operation theatre)

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