Money: Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen....

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:36 - Austria

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

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By pissedinSwiss - 17/07/2009 15:01 - Switzerland

Today, while backpacking in Switzerland I had my camera stolen. Not only does this have photos of my entire trip but the pictures I took for my best friend's wedding. I was the only photographer of her elopement. FML

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By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By mugged - 15/12/2010 11:58 - Germany

Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By mick - 29/04/2018 19:00

Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML

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LittleMissRaven 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:59

There's a saying: The worse the wedding, the better the marriage. Here's to an AWESOME, long, and happy marriage.

jjames7543 13

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:03

da-da-da-damn :/

Comments

underyourbreath 8

Sunday 19 September 2010 19:36

Well, depending on how small your wedding party was, you could narrow down the suspects, sneak into their house & steal your stuff and a bunch of their stuff back :D

xJASMINEx 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 19:57

what if it was an old lady that's like blind or something and accidentally picked it up? o:

liiipzs0swe3t 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 21:38

44 it emphasises pauses idiot

haha89 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 22:02

That sucks! But congrats on your marriage. :)

JamieRKO 0

Monday 20 September 2010 1:00

Okay, why do prople keep saying that "people who go to church should be trusted"? This has nothing to do with Christians or going to church. During a wedding, you don't only invite Christians. You invite your family and friends, any of whom could be Christians, Atheists, Agnostic, Buddhists, etc. It's not like this person got married on a Sundary morning during a church service. It was just a private event with her and her family and her husband's friends and family. It's not a "Christian" issue.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 20 September 2010 1:05

Ok, I'll go with that, we'll ignore the religious aspect, and focus on the fact that it was a wedding, and therefore chances are it was the OP and her husband who invited everyone there. Which implies that everyone there is family or a friend. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't everyone on that list (ie someone who's family or friend) be able to be trusted? However I suppose there will be a few other people there, such as the vicar (who as mentioned should be trusted) and photographer etc, but you'd think that the latter would be a little less concerned about stealing things and focusing more on their job.