Miscellaneous: Today, my bad luck streak with the public train continues. Yesterday,...

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By Baustigt - 06/09/2016 01:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bad luck streak with the public train continues. Yesterday, it was a woman with corpse breath who sighed the whole journey. Today, it's a man who egg-farts like clockwork and sings to himself. FML

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neurodognvr 1

Tuesday 6 September 2016 15:02

Good old Transperth

plz_staph 2

Thursday 8 September 2016 2:25

Lmao

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neurodognvr 1

Tuesday 6 September 2016 15:02

Good old Transperth

plz_staph 2

Thursday 8 September 2016 2:25

Lmao

tonyfan00 38

Friday 9 September 2016 1:12

Consider nose plugs.

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Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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