Kids: Today, my baby brother who is one year old decided to pull a...

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 17:31 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, my baby brother who is one year old decided to pull a box of soda cans onto the floor, causing the cans to burst and leak, making a huge puddle. Then he decided to play in the sticky mess. FML

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