Health: Today, my acne got so bad I now have pimples on my dick. FML. - FML

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By Acneman - 19/08/2016 15:20 - United States - American Fork

Today, my acne got so bad I now have pimples on my dick. FML.

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bandersnatchben 11

Saturday 20 August 2016 8:59

might be the herp bro get a check

Greycatsister 12

Saturday 20 August 2016 5:05

Perhaps you can think of it as "ridged for her pleasure."

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xxDeeStar 27

Saturday 20 August 2016 1:52

That's just... Uh.. Eh.. No. Seriously, that sucks though!

SpyroMello 29

Saturday 20 August 2016 3:43

See a dermatologist and perhaps get a pill? My boyfriend has bad acne but on his face and he has to take a pill for it. It could also be an ingrown hair that turned into a pimple. It happens OP.

flowersbloom 5

Saturday 20 August 2016 3:53

you might want to see a doctor to make sure those are actually pimples. (sorry, though. I struggled hardcore with acne into my 20s it gets better you just have to find what works for you :)

Greycatsister 12

Saturday 20 August 2016 5:05

Perhaps you can think of it as "ridged for her pleasure."

bandersnatchben 11

Saturday 20 August 2016 8:59

might be the herp bro get a check

Iamentertained 13

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:26

That's no acne

its_hereditary 7

Monday 22 August 2016 5:50

I can see where one could confuse herpes with acne.

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