Miscellaneous: Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant,...

By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 16:09 - Norway - Egersund

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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Sex ed is broken

By Laura B. - 13/08/2022 22:00

Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML

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Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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Bad grandparenting

By Anonymous - 24/12/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML

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By Host grandfather - 21/09/2018 06:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML

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By anonymous - 04/04/2013 22:52 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML

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By poormom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML

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Saturday 30 March 2013 2:39

And he thought he was the father how?

B00M3R_S00N3R 11

Saturday 30 March 2013 2:41

Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI

Comments

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 31 March 2013 1:07

YDI for expecting the school to parent your child. Even with clearly being a bit of a dumbass, your son deserved better from you.

jwa2000 3

Sunday 31 March 2013 1:50

Your his father, the sex talk is your responsibility not the school's.

joe502 3

Sunday 31 March 2013 4:28

Is he home schooled, and the person that runs the place is a dumbass?

chinagirl3343 8

Sunday 31 March 2013 5:51

Excuse you! His school is supposed to explain sex to him??? Oh heck no! YOU are his parent it is YOUR JOB to explain that and well before 19! Gah!!! You're a bad parent!

Jharrist89 12

Sunday 31 March 2013 6:15

Well at least he's a good kid... And thankfully he didn't end up with the herp! You're lucky that your son is a responsible kid.

kabza 13

Sunday 31 March 2013 6:37

i feel for this guy..

BriannaMGK 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 7:36

I'm sorry, but if your sons 19 & thinks he's going to be a dad, but he a virgin, he's...uhh...slow. Or this post is fake as ****! 10 year olds these days know more about sex then that.