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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML

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Today, I found out my son kept quiet about having head lice for a week. He's 14. FML

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By animelover - 25/07/2010 23:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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By Alock - 08/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my son climbed into our bed because he'd had a nightmare. He and my wife spent hours whispering and giggling like they were at a slumber party. Cute, until the next morning, when they were both tired, grumpy, and uncooperative. FML

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Thursday 12 January 2012 0:22

Did you find any?

unoffensivename 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 0:24

What if you find any, also did he just play amnesia dark descent because then its understandable

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colorfullyemo 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 17:19

I would check his pupils instead.

tHEkAYjAy 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 17:23

Mkbitch 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:14

Wear a scary custom and hide under his bed. When he gets on it scare the shit outta him!

lvl19virgin 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 19:36

He's just nostalgia'ing, let him have some fun

mrs_cundiff 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:11

and this is a bad thing? atleast you didnt find any gurls...

Mimasita 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:33

next time you should have fun and tell him there's more than one under the bed and simply walk out the room. lol

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:30

You should tell him that Pubertus is under his bed, waiting to hit him so he grows up. :D Had to say it

Mpluso 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:01

I don't believe this for a second.

tattooedcowboy 6

Friday 13 January 2012 2:01

Can you come over and check mine i'm scared

pinkWabbits 0

Friday 13 January 2012 2:47

I don't me to be an ass, but you did raise him!

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