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By Anonymous - 09/04/2016 17:57 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, more companies have wished me a happy birthday compared to real life people. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 393
You deserved it 913

Top comments

Happy birthday! And I feel you OP. I only get happy birthday from a few relatives on my birthday. Even my best friend (one of only a few friends) forgets. I hope you have a great birthday anyway despite the lack of recognition

Happy birthday OP. Buy yourself a cake and eat it in front of anyone who won't wish you a happy birthday!

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Happy birthday! Get yourself a cake and celebrate navigating another trip around the sun!

Sign up to fewer newsletters OP. It'll improve your friends' ratio and based on your post, hence also your life quality. Less spam, better life. Win, Win

Been there OP. My own family didn't even wish me a Happy B-day this year, but my job sent me a card. It was the only card I got.

Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday Dear OP! Happy Birthday to You! From good friends and true, From old friends and new, May good luck go with you, And happiness too. *cheers, musical explosions, fireworks in background*

The third line in the first paragraph is actually supposed to be: Happy Birthday dear OP!

I know how you feel. The same thing happened to me. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Well, now their the same thing according to the government.

this is my life, and on my birthday