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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 02:08

Today, mom and dad invited me to their Christmas dinner. They are divorced. I have to choose one of them. FML

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katmstein 18

Wednesday 6 December 2017 17:04

It would take some doing but there might be a way to go to both. Or neither

PhantomCrevan 8

Wednesday 29 November 2017 21:08

Don't go to either one- they're trying to force you to pick sides so they can use it against the other one. Tell them that they can decide on who you see Christmas even and who you see Christmas Day, that they can both come to your place to celebrate and be civil, or that they can spend the holiday alone because you aren't going to let them out you in the middle

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PhantomCrevan 8

Wednesday 29 November 2017 21:08

Don't go to either one- they're trying to force you to pick sides so they can use it against the other one. Tell them that they can decide on who you see Christmas even and who you see Christmas Day, that they can both come to your place to celebrate and be civil, or that they can spend the holiday alone because you aren't going to let them out you in the middle

katmstein 18

Wednesday 6 December 2017 17:04

It would take some doing but there might be a way to go to both. Or neither

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