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By needspee - 16/01/2017 04:09

Today, me and my family were in a very long car trip and finally got home after over 3 hours. My mom immediately declared she would shower first but then my sister asked if she's could "quickly" pee before. I asked too but she was in there so long I couldn't take it and had to pee in a cup. FML.

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ApricotQueen 17

Sunday 22 January 2017 0:46

it's extremely common for there to only be one bathroom in houses. everyone I know only has one bathroom in their house.

CaityMandy 10

Saturday 21 January 2017 16:51

You only have one bathroom?

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CaityMandy 10

Saturday 21 January 2017 16:51

You only have one bathroom?

ApricotQueen 17

Sunday 22 January 2017 0:46

it's extremely common for there to only be one bathroom in houses. everyone I know only has one bathroom in their house.

UltimateBob 11

Sunday 22 January 2017 23:20

Go outside you're a guy

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