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By Emma - 10/07/2017 08:49

Today, me and a few friends were discussing our fetishes to get to know each other a little better. One dude (My crush) admitted his foot fetish, but when I said I had a gore fetish all he said was "what the fuck, man. you gonna gut me or something?" and left, refusing to talk to me afterwards. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 15 July 2017 21:23

There is kind of a difference between "let me lick your feet and then use your feet to jerk me off" and "let me rip your intestines out so I can ********** to the sight of you blessing to death and going into shock"- which, as a fetish is something that a person can't get off without... A kink is a sexual preference that doesn't need to be present for the person to get off.

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GhostFox 33

Saturday 15 July 2017 21:23

There is kind of a difference between "let me lick your feet and then use your feet to jerk me off" and "let me rip your intestines out so I can ********** to the sight of you blessing to death and going into shock"- which, as a fetish is something that a person can't get off without... A kink is a sexual preference that doesn't need to be present for the person to get off.

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